The scanner I was trying to use to get them on here decided it didn't like me, so I just took pictures of them. They're kind of big, but if I would have made them small you wouldn't be able to read them.
(Bottom right reads: "Oh joy! A baby!" and "But he has no ovaries!")
Mid section with the bubble around it reads: The boys' pelvic regions are censored, because they are a bit excited. And thanks to Benny, censorship is all the rage these days.
The bottom right reads: "Dec posing as an underage girl to get in Harley's pants"
Second one reads: Matt Caplan attacks Anthony Rapp with an axe after Matt found his 'lady friend' using a vibrator with Anthony's voice coming out of it. Anthony's attempts to articulately talk Matt out of killing him fail.
Third one reads: After hearing that Tracey, Shannon, and Aubrey disparaged Rent, Matt Caplan attacks the banned members. Their attempts to survive included: trying to seduce him, trying to give him gay porn, and trying to hook him up with...